My big head

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY HAIR!!!!!!!! *SOB*SOB* this is one o the reasons why i dont like christmas *sigh* heya fellow bloggerians(yeah, i say fellow cos i think im now fully part o' this nation)how's yall doin?
        Had this weird dream the other day that i was getting aroused by hugs,and  erryone kept on hugging me,sounds stupid but when i think of it its really a condition i wouldnt wanna find myself in real life. And speaking of weird i went to ma lil bro's school the other day and i felt so weird,the sight of all those small children just made me feel dizzy.......somewhere at the back of my head i can hear this tiny voice saying"for your mind now you be person wey don' comot from secondary school abi? as you dey talk sef dem no go even know say na jus' last year you comot mscheew nonsense" lol sorry lal; ive made up my mind that since i almost never laugh out loud when i write lol im going to start writing lal(laughing a little) instead.
      Ehen what did i want to talk about again? yes my hair lal,i love keeping afro, so i keep an afro(duh! ). I dont cut my hair until my mum forces me to; and once its christmas or easter time she,ll tell me to go and cut it,and then at least once in between easter and christmas something will sha happen and she''ll tell me to go and cut it,maybe ill do something dat'll piss her off or during the hols when im at home n not going anywhere and i dont comb it for like three days. This years own(i.e the between easter and xmas barbing) was funny ,i had just come back from school the week before so we went to church on sunday,after service my mum just called me and said "isaiah come,your hair is the longest in the church." ............................(big silence) i mean what do you respond to such a statement i just sat there and waited for her to finish talking and tell me to go cut it. And now christmas time;i mean its just the first wek of december and she has come again, kai! see how the sun is roasting my head,and see how everyone is just looking at my big head(my head is big o! aaaaaaaaaaaah myyyyyyyy heaaaaaaad iiiiiiiiis BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!) Lol sorry lal. The shitguy barber almost messed it up sef,he tried three different clippers before finally findind the one that was not vibrating like all those olden days nokia phones. Sha its all good,dont even look bad jes that i feel kinda odd without hair on my head.
    lal i put a girls pic as my profile pic on facebook you should come and see the funny messages and friend requests ive been receiving from guys i dont know from adam. *sigh* gotta go now my Dad has been pestering me lately always saying "if you do that again , i will discipline you" and in my mind im like hmmph its as if this man has forgotten that im now like 5 inches taller than he is. newaiz catchya later
jah bless
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Lleft han-ded Geenius
Mr.Funnyhoneymoney