Making honey with no money

The unofficial 'how-to-date-a-girl-with-50-bucks-guide'
First things first you have to ask her out and she agrees blah blah yada yada.


STAGE 1:

The day comes and of course you meet her at the restaurant cos you aint got money to transport ursrlf,talk less of both of you. Make it an evening date so you dont have to sweat after trekking.

STAGE 2:

Time to eat, Mr.waiter comes with the menu and she goes "i,ll take a plate of mushroom and marshmellows,couscous and chinese rice, lime and limonade and also-" "sorry waiter" you say "we'll just have a bowl of soup(which so conveniently happens to be 50 bucks),aaaaand two... spoons". she's like".......excuse me?" "relax honey,you see this what we gon do;i'll feed you and you'll feed me". then the stupid girl goes "uuuuuhh dat's soooooooo sweet".

STAGE 3:

Dinner's done,time to go home,she say's "do we call a cab or just wait for one?" that's when you go "cab? honey,we are walking". "excuse me?" you like "you see babe its such a wonderful evening with lots of stars in the sky, it would be nice to just stroll under that sky and just... you know". "oh, i see,didnt quite think of it that way".

STAGE 4:

The walk is won, you in front of her house:"so honey, how'd you enjoy the night?" you ask "cant even remember anything now,after you so called romas\ntis walk, my feet hurt like HELL!!" "are you serious? oh honey you should have said something earlier on i'm so sorry cmon let me help you up". then you lift her,carry her up,head to her bedroom and.......... well dont forget to turn off the lights. MISSION COMPLETE.

Note: there are 3 strict comditions to be met before you can pull this offf

1. first and foremost, YOU MUST BE DREAMING!!(as in sleep dreaming.)

2. the girl in your dream must have no resemblance whatsoever to eny living human ( cos i cant think of any real human who'll fall for that)

3. and lastly your fantasies must be strictly restricted to your dreams.

well thanks folks thats that for that you can now "go to sleep" cos dat girl is yours for the night.