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              Phew,this has to be the hottest christmas ever!!! And to think that its around this time we supposed to be having harmattan. Its less than a week and im still not feeling any christmasy spirit at all.
             Im supposed to resume school on Monday(according to the calendar sha cos that is so not gonna happen) and i dont even have a pencil talk less of a pen lal but whatever they were thinking when they said we would be starting lectures on Monday ill never know cos im sure even the people who made the school calendar wont be around on that monday; no time table,some peps dont even know what courses they'll be offering this session and were supposed to start lectures on monday mscheew. The day unilag decides  to do stuff properly and follow procedure PHCN would have given us uninterrupted power for a whole year straight lal. Speaking ofr phcn for the first time in a long while i woke up in the morning and there was light, i went out and when i came back in the night i still met the light, i woke up this morning and the light was still there! You would think i would be happy bout that but no,im scared cos when things like this happen when they finally take the light only God knows when next theyll bring it back,may be till next year who knows lal. Kai can you imagine im afraid because they've given me light for like two day mehn God bless nigeria, and please God save nigeria(can i get an AMEN?) but nigeria is doing quite well considering that for the past two years our president has been Umaru Musa Yar'adua..........i meant the name and not the person cos i seriously cant see anything that man has done in nigeria apart from go to the airport and catch a flight to saudi arabia so for a nation on auto pilot we are doing real fine.
             Enough of the politics already, i saw one woman the other day,this woman had more hair one her chest than ive had in my armpit,gross but no exaggeration; you would think thats the funny part but no the funny part is that she now partially shaved her eyebrows!! she looked so funny like she was playing with her husbands shaving stick and messed up her eyebrows but i mean you have hair on your chest and you are shaving your eyebrows? thats like cutting of your fingers when you leg is decaying lal twas some disgusting shit. And speaking of shit reminds me of the dude i saw on the bridge on my way home. He had his pant s down, his ass out and he was shitting into the canal but thats not the most interesting part,the interesting part was that as he was shitting he was also smoking a stick of cigarette. If it was possible to transfer the look on his face into lyrics it'll probably say something like ''this is the life homie,this is the life yeah'' and i wondered  if he somehow fell off the bridge into the canal and drowned what would he tell God he was doing when he died.lal.
          My dad was like im getting addicted to food mscheew see this man o? so because im always the first to eat in the morning abi? i mean i wake up quite early and i already know what and where breakfast is why else should i not eat? its not like im taking more than i should or im getting fat o. My sister doesnt eat they complain;me im eating theyre complaining agian mscheew and even sef im  6 foot 2 inches and i weigh 75kg(yeah i dont just have a big head i have a big everything: big hands, i wear size 47 shoes,big mouth,long tongue,wide or rather broad shoulders and the lot) so i think i deserve to eat.
          Gotta go read some naruto,this week's chapter promises to be interesting. I think this may be my last post of 2009 of maybe 2nd to the last. Thanks to myne i didnt fashi my blog as i had earlier planned.
            Was looking and i began wondering whether ''can you believe the title o' ma blog?'' was actually a good title for my blog so i just might change it.............again.Or should i just leave it?

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